FARI · Public field archive Feline Autonomy Research Institute
Issue 14 · Vol. 5 Established 2021 Updated 22 March 2026 Editor: K. Hirsch
Home & desk tips

Small adjustments that make calmer rooms.

FARI publishes low-risk guidance for households that would like quieter work routines. None of these tips involve punishment, restraint, or hidden monitoring; most of them are about giving the animal a better place to be than your keyboard.

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Around the desk

Make the alternative obvious

A visible mat, a covered laptop stand, or a sunlit chair within arm’s reach usually wins. Animals do not refuse the keyboard; they pick the warmest accessible surface.

Keep routines predictable

Steady feeding and play times mean work cues are less likely to become bargaining points. A surprised animal climbs on the keyboard; a settled one sleeps next to it.

Move warm equipment

Put routers, chargers, and set-top boxes on a ventilated shelf the animal cannot use as a bed. The shelf is the problem, not the device.

Around meetings and calls

Clear the desk early

Start the room two or three minutes before the call. Most desk-occupation reports happen during the rush to join.

Reduce sudden sounds

Doorbells, alerts, and call tones double as transit cues. Turning down notification volume is usually enough.

Offer an adjacent perch

A chair or shelf at the same height as the desk gives the animal the company without the keys.

When to step back

Log before you act

Record two weeks of the routine before changing it. Most reported problems shrink under observation.

Care first

Stop any observation if the animal shows stress, pain, or unusual behavior, and contact a veterinarian rather than the archive.

Ask, do not deduce

If a habit changes suddenly, a check-up is more useful than a new theory. We have seen plenty of “mystery behaviors” turn out to be dental pain.

What this page is not. These are observations from the desk and from readers who tried them; they are not veterinary advice. For health concerns, see a vet first and write to us second.